Glad to have never met you

I like you, i really do.
The fact that we never met is the only reason i did not fall in love with you.
I don't even want to meet you....
Because you are one forbidden fruit, i can't afford to have.
But some day when our knees would hurt while walking,
When our faces get wrinkly, and
If both of us are still alive
I would want to meet you once
To see if it still tickles.
Glad to have never met you...
Love pal

P.S: Just the work of my imagination. Nothing else....:)