Katti- katti karke tu mera jeena mushkil kar di

Katti-katti karke tu mera jeena mushkil kar di
Katti-katti karke tu mera jeena mushkil kar di


Tu bhare neend me har-din mere baal hai kheench di
Teri choti pe chingum laga di toh kaunsi galti kar di?


Katti-katti...ohh katti-katti


Tu meri tofiyan churake har-din mujhko satati
Tere mu me mitti bhar di toh kaunsi galti kar di?


Katti-katti karke tu mera jeena mushkil kar di


Tu har-din paani phaink-ke mujhko geela-geela kar di
Tommy se tujhpar susu karwake kaunsi galti kar di?


Katti-katti...ohh katti-katti


Tu miss-call miss call karke har-din mujhko satati
Tera mobile gatar me phaink-ke kaunsi galti kar di?


 Katti-katti karke tu mera jeena mushkil kar di


Tu har-din cycle pe meri nak-palish hai lagati
Terpe kooda daalke maine kaunsi galti kar di?


Katti-katti...ohh katti-katti


Meri naak pakadkar mujhko tang hai badi tu kardi
Maine tujhpe chhainnk diya toh kaunsi galti kar di?


Katti-katti karke tu mera jeena mushkil kar di


Tu budday vich bhaav kha-ke mujhko chidh dilati
Teri frock se pochha maar ke kaunsi galti kar di?


Katti-katti...ohh katti-katti
Katti-katti...ohh katti-katti

 
Ek katti, do katti, teen katti chaar...
Ek katti, do katti, teen katti chaar...


Raha nai jaata terse bin jhagde yaar


Oye aaja aaja jaldi aaja wait nai honda yaar
aaj saag me tu keede khaygi,
aur mera...dher saara pyar!


Khi-khi khi-khi

All that I hate about you...Isha

I love the way you fake your anger,

I hate it when you’re really angry,

I love it when you make faces on getting surprises,

I hate it when you punch us a bit hard...out of excitement,

I love the way you get uncomfortable when you wear something girly,

I hate it when you return to your boyish floaters,

I love it when you gaze through all the glamorous dresses at the store,

I hate it when you don’t even try them,

I love the confidence in you, when you give deadly poses for pictures,

I hate it when you crib over your so called ‘flaws,’

I love it when you get on your toes to help us,

I hate it when you don’t ask us for the same,

I love your affection for your loved ones,

I hate it when you don’t let go off things that hurt you so bad,

I love it when you avoid any luxury, thinking how it might contribute to 'global warming',

I hate it when we have to suffer because of that (grrrrr….)

I love your childlike innocence towards adult talk,

I hate it when you pull my cheeks hard for cracking naughty jokes,

I love it when you laugh with absolute feminity and sobriety,

I hate it when you say you have a manly voice,

I love it when you crack jokes,

I hate it when you mess up mine,

I love to take you out for my shopping,

I hate it when you end up doing yours,

I love to see you shower your love on your niece,

I hate it when you don’t let me mess with her,

I love it when you stress on not wasting food,

I hate it when you stuff us up with everything you couldn’t finish.

What I love is the fact that you are my friend,

And I don’t hate anything about that

May, we keep messing with each other…..forever.

Glad to have never met you

I like you, i really do.
The fact that we never met is the only reason i did not fall in love with you.
I don't even want to meet you....
Because you are one forbidden fruit, i can't afford to have.
But some day when our knees would hurt while walking,
When our faces get wrinkly, and
If both of us are still alive
I would want to meet you once
To see if it still tickles.
Glad to have never met you...
Love pal

P.S: Just the work of my imagination. Nothing else....:)